3 of the Most Tragic Valentines Day Stories
In Honour of the Big Day We've Scoured The Internet for the Valentine's Day Stories Which Made Us Cringe the Most. Here are our Top 3.
3. Why You Should never go home alone on valentine's...
"I went out with the lads last year as we were all single; it was a good night - until I came home and found my parents bent over the kitchen table. And no, they weren't eating. Scarred for life." Benji, 27
2. To This Poor Guy Who's Night With A Swedish Bombshell Ended in Horror.
So here I am, a 20 year old socially awkward swede with barely any experience with girls. However, for some strange reason yesterday (13th) I grew the balls to ask this gorgeous girl out for valentines. Not only did she say yes, she ended up going home with me and spent the night. This is where the story begins. … See, some of you redditors believe you are socially awkward, allow me to laugh. The first time I share my bed with a girl, I end up dreaming about going to the bathroom to pee. "Whats this warm sensation?" I ask myself. "My waist is so warm!" Suddenly wake up from girl shouting and yelling.
...Oh god, I had PEED MY FUCKING BED. IM TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I JUST WET MY BED. Please allow me to die.
Credit: Reddit, sociallyawkwardvikin:
1. Because there's nothing worse than being hit down low...
."As a treat, I dressed up as a sexy policewoman - complete with handcuffs and a plastic gun. I tied my boyfriend up on the bed, then jokingly 'shot' him, thinking the gun would just make a sound. Nope, it contained actual plastic pellets - that don't hurt that much... unless they hit your bare tackle. I'll never forget his howl... and the lack of sex after." Jodie, 29